Elsie is a great writer even though she was a difficult child who refused to eat brussel sprouts, peed in all of her dresser drawers, and tried to flush my shoes. If she sells enough books she can finally move out of our basement and we can have the rumpus room we’ve always dreamed of. So please feel free to tell all your friends about this book. I’m begging you.
- Elsie’s Mom
Here’s everything you need to know about me: I’ve inherited the family chin. For the love of God, please buy my book. Buy one for all your friends. Spread the word. This thing isn’t going to fix itself, you know.
So listen, all these I Hate My Life stories? Sadly, they’re true. If you want to be a part of the next book in the Murphy sisters’ saga, send your most embarrassing story to me at: firstname.lastname@example.org